I’d like to take a moment and thank my dearest friends and family…

for their love and patience, the ceaseless source of creative inspiration they slap me with, and their slightly annoyed head-pats every time I send them a link to a new post. Your support for this little hive of wretched, written debauchery I’ve manifested from the fires of hell means the world to me, and I hope I’ve been as good of a cheerleader in your life as you have been in mine.

I’d also like to thank Ozien for his help digitizing my initial logo design. As you can see, it’s undergone several transformations, but my logo would still be a pencil-drawn sketch in one of a dozen tiny notebooks if not for you. Your generosity is greatly appreciated.

Finally, I’d like to thank all the people who have commented on my social media posts over the years that urged me to publish more of my writing. You gave me the ovarian fortitude and egotistical audacity I needed to publicly compile and show off my work to the entire damn internet. So to all the haters out there, it’s their fault. Don’t shoot the messenger.

My orbit is tiny, but it is mighty, and I'm so thankful to have you all floating around with me in this beautiful cosmic clusterfuck. 

You is smart. You is kind. You is important.

Love y'all.

Your favorite All-American Mutant and Sophisticated Goblin,

~I Killed Earl