Keep Calm and Carrot On...

As the presidential inauguration draws ever closer, I find that I am lost for words as to my feelings on the matter. However, a meme did spring to mind…

I'm trying to stay hop-timistic…

But every time I think of that incompetent convicted felon billion-hare with the personal appeal of an ingrown tainthare eating McDonald's cheeseburgers in the Oval Office signing my rights and freedoms away, it gets me madder than a hot cross bunny and makes me want to pull my hare out!

There is no hop-timal solution to this problem, and we should fight the urge to jump to conclusions. All we can do is to keep calm and carrot on and hope Trump's hare-brained ideas don't come to fur-ition. We must keep our ears to the ground and look ahead to the midterms. Lettuce all stand together in solid-hare-ity. We must stay strong and not burrow our heads in the sand…

Eh, fuck it. This pep talk is probably falling on deaf ears. It's hoppy hour somewhere. Time to get whiskered. Some bunny needs vodka. And that some bunny is me.

Ears to you! Lettuce hope the next four years aren't a complete clusterfuck!

::wrinkles nose::

<hiccup>

I'm going to regret this in the morning…

::enters a rabbit hole of drunken doom scrolling::

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I am now putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They're getting re-bun-dant.

I'll let myself out…